The other night I was working on my laptop with an AT&T wireless card and listening to my iPod. For some reason there’s an invisible funkiness that floats in the air from the card making the iPod wheel jump and skip. I turned off the connection on the laptop and the iPod worked fine.

Not sure why this is happening now as I’ve used both before at the same time.

I’m thinking someday we’re all going to glow and die from all the radiation that these devices let off. I wonder what the world would smell like if, like natural gas, they added the smell of rotten eggs to whatever emissions come from our phones, iPods and computers. I don’t want to know.